Name – Clan MacGregor
Price – $ (13 Bucks)
Region – Unknown
Blend/Single Malt – Blend
Promo Language – Combines the qualities of exceptional taste and fine flavor.
First Glass – Before we get started here, let us take a moment, on our first glass, as a chance to say everything we like about this scotch, First, the name is awesome! I mean, you can’t even say “Clan MacGregor” without a proper 18th century Scot-Irish accent, circa Sean Connery. Second…uh…moving on.
Second Glass - Even for the “angel’s share” the angels likely said, “meh, we’ll pass.” I would use this scotch to clean my kid’s paint brushes but I am afraid it would ruin her paint brushes.
The House that Scotch Built -
- Reaching the Roof – This is a real service we are providing. Come on. We should have stopped at one glass. This is just awful. Just awful.
- Mowing the Yard – We decided we had to find out more about this scotch. We scoured the web only to find some ancient blog review (back when this was going for 4 bucks a bottle) and thisÂ Facebook page. Founded by college drunks that hold Clan MacGregor with the same reverence as Old English Malt Liquor, Four Loco, Hookah’s and Vivarin. Ah, to be young again.
- Digging the Ditch – I am certain that I have had better scotch off a gun. It tastes like anti-freeze and melted bottle caps.
- Draining the Well – Come on. We can’t be expected to finish this.
Day After Thoughts: My hangover has a hangover.
Epilogue: We are out of scotch and forced to revisit the Mac Gregor. In our best Braveheart voice: You can take away our sobriety, but you’ll never take our taste buds!
May your life be like good Scotch smooth and clear.
And like good a Scotch, May it improve with each passing year.